Steebstown Massacree

Whose Side Are You On, Son?

2006-08-22T03:43:01Z

Pogue Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armor?

Private Joker: A peace symbol, sir.

Pogue Colonel: Where'd you get it?

Private Joker: I don't remember, sir.

Pogue Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?

Private Joker: "Born to Kill", sir.

Pogue Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?

Private Joker: No, sir.

Pogue Colonel: You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.

Private Joker: Yes, sir.

Pogue Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man.

Private Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.

Pogue Colonel: The what?

Private Joker: The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.

Pogue Colonel: Whose side are you on, son?

Private Joker: Our side, sir.

Pogue Colonel: Don't you love your country?

Private Joker: Yes, sir.

Pogue Colonel: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?

Private Joker: Yes, sir.

Pogue Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.

Private Joker: Aye-aye, sir.

nfin8ndefn8 @ 2005-10-26T06:57:00

2005-10-26T13:59:49Z

Scientists have discovered that schizophrenia sufferers are not fooled by a visual illusion and are able to judge it more accurately than non-schizophrenic observers.

nfin8ndefn8 @ 2005-09-17T19:16:00

2005-09-18T02:16:16Z

UbuWeb is back!

Shirley and Spinoza

2005-08-15T04:59:49Z

While its almost over tonight, archives are available for this very unique webcast, which can be heard every sunday at 8-10 PM Pacific time at ss.2inches.com. Better yet, you can listen to their shows all damn day and night long through your whatever player. The link is there. Go. Now!

Short-Duration Personal Savior

2005-07-09T03:39:04Z

Irwin Chusid's WFMU Radio show archive

The Voice of Science @ NASA

2005-06-11T20:42:37Z

An m3u from NASA Science News describes last January's huge proton storm.

UbuWeb | 1996-2005

2005-06-06T03:00:33Z

Dear Friends,

UbuWeb is offline for the summer.

The UbuWeb Project -- a decade-long experiment in radical distribution of avant-garde materials -- has finished. Founded in 1996, the project has been a success beyond anyone's wildest expectations. As of Spring, 2005, it averaged over 10,000 visitors daily and hosted nearly a terabyte of artworks in all media by over 500 artists.

The site will be donated to a university shortly, where it will be archived intact for posterity. All content on the site will be available to the public, but please note that the site will no longer be updated. A URL linking to the archive will be posted on this page.

In the meantime, please listen to UbuRadio, a continuous 24-hour MP3 stream, randomly culled from UbuWeb's vast sound collection. To listen please paste the following URL into your MP3 player:

http://peacemaker.stat.wvu.edu/ubu_radio

(UbuWeb would like to thank the The Center for Literary Computing at West Virginia University for making our radio stream possible.)

Check back here in the Fall for UbuWeb's new URL.

The editors wish to thank you for supporting this experiment and, as a result, may a thousand flowers bloom in its wake.

Sincerely,
The Editors

TRANS Rapture

2005-04-25T06:13:04Z

Jonathan Bethel In Conversation with R.U. Sirius

Jonathan Bethel is the Director of the Omega Point Institute, a futurist think tank, consciousness research group, center for spiritual studies, and singularity watch group that studies the relationship between human consciousness and the accelerating trends within science, technology and culture.

Sleeping Stone Giant Takes Notice...

2005-04-12T18:16:23Z

Greylodge podcast blog

Scared of Santa Photo Gallery

2004-12-21T19:55:06Z

On the Latest Con

2004-12-05T05:26:33Z

Just finished listening to part three of the three-part Power of Nightmares BBC series about the synchronous history of the Neo-Conservative and Radical Islamic extremist movements, both beginning in the 1940's right here in the United States of America. The audio portion of these shows currently can be found at the A-Infos Radio Project archive.
I've included a couple of point-of-entry read-along resources.

MindGuard

2004-11-30T20:12:06Z

<<<<-----Psychotronic Mind-Control Protection software for Amiga and Linux----->>>>

Jesus H Tapdancing

2004-11-30T19:31:40Z

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The Shepherd’s Monument, commissioned in 1748 by the then earl, Thomas Anson, features a carved image of a Nicolas Poussin painting with the letters D.O.U.O.S.V.A.V.V.M. underneath.

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Electronic Harassment Log

2004-11-29T06:34:52Z

Here is just one example of the daily attack routine I am being forced to deal with at this time. This goes on every day, 24/7 folks.
1240hrs. Ass attack, duration 8 to 10 minutes
1250hrs. Heart, Duration 8 to 10 minutes
1304hrs Heart, duration 5 minutes
1310hrs. Groin, duration 8 to 10 minutes
1345hrs. Throat, duration 3 to 5 minutes

How & Why This Began -- a brief account.

Dust To Dust

2004-11-08T02:19:16Z

Reality TV with a new twist: human death and decay.

Fear and Loathing, Campaign 2004

2004-10-22T04:33:35Z

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson sounds off on the fun-hogs in the passing lane...

Big Squid Washup Over the Weekend!

2004-10-19T04:11:49Z

Keeping you informed when squid are news...http://katu.com/outdoor/story.asp?ID=71914

For the Love of Pupshaw!

2004-10-13T03:39:41Z

StrangeCo has a Jim Woodring feature right now...

Jim Woodring is the very articulate, very funny and very bent cartoonist whose comics are the stuff of legend. A featured artist with Seattle-based publisher Fantagraphics Books, Woodring’s comics are surreal, sweet, nightmarish, and truly unforgettable. Having once looked into Jim’s world, it is virtually impossible not to keep looking at the creatures of his imagination as they dispense -- to quote Francis Ford Coppola -- "candies from another planet."

A Word to Consider, and its Definition...

2004-10-09T01:12:58Z

Terraist

The Curse of Dick Cheney

2004-10-06T01:56:02Z

A Rolling Stone article from August.

Should George W. Bush win this election, it will give him the distinction of being the first occupant of the White House to have survived naming Dick Cheney to a post in his administration. The Cheney jinx first manifested itself at the presidential level back in 1969, when Richard Nixon appointed him to his first job in the executive branch. It surfaced again in 1975, when Gerald Ford made Cheney his chief of staff and then -- with Cheney's help -- lost the 1976 election. George H.W. Bush, having named Cheney secretary of defense, was defeated for re-election in 1992. The ever-canny Ronald Reagan was the only Republican president since Eisenhower who managed to serve two full terms. He is also the only one not to have appointed Dick Cheney to office.

We3

2004-10-03T01:46:59Z

Grant Morrison interview, regarding his (and Frank Quitely's) new 3-part-er, We3.

Douglas Rushkoff Interview on Changesurfer Radio

2004-09-23T00:27:33Z

A telephone interview with author and cultural commentator Douglas Rushkoff is available from the a-infos radio project.

Monkeys test 'hardworking gene'

2004-09-05T18:29:34Z

By Richard Black
BBC science correspondent
Scientists in the United States have found a way of turning lazy monkeys into workaholics using gene therapy.

Daily Log August 15, 2004

2004-08-16T02:25:05Z

August 14, 2004
Harassment Log
All morning long I have been hit with this device, weather it is microwave (most likely) or some other form of radio wave device, I am still being hit with it. The voice to skull continues just like every day, stupid shit as always. example, A female voice saying “you better go over there and do something” and a male voice saying “if you don't do something I’m going too” and then the regular shit which is pretty much constant “see, that’s what I mean” or “he thinks the feds or going to do something” and much, much, more.

August 15, 2004
Along with my eyes and heart being targeted, the last few days my ass and my neck have become favorite targets also, along with my groin. How sick, right? Well that is after all how these people are, and to think some of them have kids. Make you wonder just how they will go up given the chance.
(...from Electronic Harrassment)

Interview with vice-chairman of EFF John Perry Barlow

2004-08-13T06:10:40Z

John Perry Barlow is one of those fascinating figures that American culture regularly produces to our great benefit and occasional consternation. Born in 1947 in Wyoming, he ran his family’s cattle ranch for 17 years. Unique among Equality State ranchers, his words filled the ears of millions, because he wrote lyrics to the music of his childhood buddy, Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead. (Among his credits are "Estimated Prophet," "Hell in a Bucket," and "Throwing Stones.") Barlow and Weir met in the early 1960s at a Colorado prep school for, as Dead biographer Dennis McNally gently described it, "boys with behavioral problems."
(read on...)